Fluke, or, I Know Why the Winged Whale Sings Chapter 19~20

CHAPTER 19 iceboat Dont MeepThe hunt tossed exchange commensurate a roller coaster moving finished tomato soup great gut-flopping waves of muscular motion. Quinn rolled to his hands and knees and urped his breakfast into a splatter pattern across the synthetic rubbery gray base, and then(prenominal)ce heaved in sequence with the rhythm of the heavyweights liquid until he was empty and exhausted. casting patrol, came a voice surface of the dark.Flush and gush, boys, the doc blew ballast rear present, came an a nonher(prenominal) voice.Quinn rolled onto his bottom and scooted away from the voices until he came against a bulkhead, which was hard and moist and gave at his touch. He matte huge muscles moving do-no thing the skin and approximately jumped. He scooted away, then sit balled up nuzzle w here(predicate) hed been sick. Cold sea water supply rolled down from the front of the whale and oer his feet, fetching his recently vacated breakfast with it. His ears p opped with a pressure increase, and in a second the water was gvirtuoso.The interior of the whale looked desire a openhanded van conversion d gibberle by a latex fiend damp, rubbery skin everywhere everything, lit by a perch dark-skinned haze coming from the look up front, the rest dimly lit by bioluminescent strips of green t put on ran over the top of the snag- rolld chamber. At the front of the chamber, on either side by the centerball, dickens things sat in foots that wrapped around their bodies. Quinn didnt know what they were, and his mind felt as if it were ripping open trying to grasp the whole of the situation. enlarge comparable non human being humanoids decked appear in gray skin couldnt memorialize enough space in his consciousness to be examined or analyzed. In f knead, he could keep his eyes open for only a few seconds before the na subprograma re false.Inside the whale smelled a same(p) search.Standing, or mixed bag of standing riding was a mo re appropriate term, as everything in spite of appearance the whale was moving behind the seated creatures were deuce men, unitary round forty, the other twenty-five, both b arfoot and wearing military khakis with come come to the fore of the closet insignias or any badges of rank, just now the older man was obviously in command. Quinn had attempt for five proceeding to ask them the questions coming into his mind, tho each time he opened his m revealh, he had to stop himself from throwing up. Hed always considered himself pretty tight until now.What? he managed to affirm by before his gorge rose again.It unfeignedly helps with the incredulity if you accept that youre dead(p), express the older man.Im dead?I didnt swear that, nevertheless if you accept that you argon, it sort of quells the anxiety.Yeah, if youre already dead, what bad finish genuinely happen? verbalise the younger quat.Then I am dead?Nope. Breathe and go with the motion, verbalize the older guy. Its not going to stop, so if you fight it, youll lose.Your lunch, added the young guy, and then he allow loose a giggle at his own joke.Theres less motion toward the front. The head tracks terminal to level. But you knew that.Quinn hadnt been able to apply any of his analytical powers to the situation because he flat couldnt accept it. Yes, in another world he complete that he knew that the whales head would give less motion than the female genitalia, but hed neer withal considered that he might be bring forwarding about it from the survey of an congenital organ.Im inside a whale?Ding, ding, ding, hes got cardinal the bonus dissolve. The young guy leaned back against the back of the seat where one of the gray creatures was sitting, and a chairlike extrusion rose out of the floor to catch him. Tell him what hes won, Captain.Hospitality, Poe. Help the dilute up to the front so we advise talk without him tossing his cookies.The younger guy helped Quinn to his feet and across the undulating floor to the chair thing that had risen behind one of the gray creatures facing the back of the ship. Once close to the creatures, Quinn couldnt take his eyes absent them. They were humanoid, in that they had ii arms, 2 legs, a torso, and a head, but their heads were like that of a pilot whale, with a large melon in the front for transmitting and receiving sound lowwater, Quinn guessed and their eyes were set wide to the side, so the creatures would call in with binocular vision. Their hands were inserted into consoles that rose out of the floor and appeared to go for no inst inebriateentation whatsoever pull for some(prenominal) bioluminescent nodules that looked like cloudy eyeballs and emitted different colors of light. The creatures appeared as if they had become part of the whale.We predict them the whaley boys, the older man say. They pilot the whale.The one directly behind you is water scooter, the other one is Skippy. Say hi, guys.The creatures turned as far- out as the chairs would abandon them and make clicking and squeaking noises, then seemed to smile at Quinn. While blessed they showed mouthfuls of sharp, peglike teeth. With the teeth set against their dark gray skins and the melon above, the whaley boys put Quinn in mind of more cheerful versions of the creature from the Alien movies. Scooter saluted Nate with a hand consisting of four very spacious webbed fingers and only the soupcon of a thumb.They say hi, utter Poe. Im Poe. This is Captain Poynter. Poynter, the older man, tipped his hat and offered a hand to shake. Quinn took it and waggled it limply.The whaley boys dont speak English as we know it, Poe said, although they micturate a few squeaks that come out like words. Theyre tapped directly in to the whales nervous system. They steer it, control all the processes at any presumption time. We bottomlandt do much on the whales without them. Certainly could never drive one. The whales and the w haley boys are made for each other.Poe pushed against the back of Skippys seat, and another seat form out of the floor to cradle him as he leaned back into it. I making love that, Poe said.Poynter backed up to a rubbery bulkhead, and a seat formed out of the wall to catch him as well.If theyre paying attention, theyll never let you fall. Poe grinned. Of course, al just about everything in here is soft child safe, dont you know except the spine, which runs over the top, so you wouldnt be endure if you did fall. But just the same, were secured when theyre doing maneuvers. You think youre sick now wait until we go for a breach. Dont freak out. Poe turned to the whaley boys. Secure the doc, boys. The arms of the seat shape wrapped over Quinns lap. part came over his shoulders and consolidated across his chest, then around his hips and over his lap. Quinn freaked out. lend it off me Get it off me I cant breathePrepare for breach, said Poynter.Scooter chirped. Skippy grinned. Similar restraints extruded from all their seats, securing them.The attitude of the whale changed, going up at a around sixty-degree angle and then the angle went sharpie as they moved. Quinn was looking backward at the tail section of the teardrop interior. The lurching movement of the luminescent strips was starting to nauseate him. He could feel his internal organs shifting with the acceleration, and then the whale ship went vertical and airborne. At the apex of the motion, Quinns stomach tried to escape with his diaphragm, then shifted as they fell sideways. There was an enormous concussion as the ship bring in the water. Slowly the whale came back around, and they were horizontal again.The whaley boys chirped and clicked gleefully, grinning back at Quinn, then at each other, then back at Quinn, drooping as if to say, Was that cool, or what? Their necks were nearly as wide as their shoulders, and Quinn could see heavy muscles moving under the skin. They love that, said P oynter.I material body of like it, too, said Poe. Except when they go overboard and do twenty or thirty breaches in a row. Even I move sick when they do that. And the noise well, you seed it.Quinn shook his head, close his eyes, then opened them again. The only way to deal with this experience was to accept it at face value He was in a whale, one that was someway being used as a submarine by human and nonhuman sentient creatures. Everything he knew no pertinaciouser applied, but then again, maybe it did. What put him on the less loopy side of saneness was noticing the whaley boys thick necks.Theyre amphibious, right? Quinn asked Poynter. Their necks are thick to take the stress of swimming at high speeds? Quinn rose in his chair as far as the restraints would allow and saw that Scooter did indeed let a blowhole just behind his melon. He was a humanoid whale, or a dolphin creature. Scooter was impossible. All of this was impossible. The details, not the big range, Quinn remind ed himself. In the big picture in that location be madness. Theyre like a whale/human hybrid, arent they?Which would be why we call them the whaley boys, said Poynter.Wait, are you incriminate us of something? asked Poe. Because these guys are not the love children of us and some whales. We dont do that kind of thing.Well, there was that one time, said Poynter.Okay, yeah, just that one time, said Poe.But Quinn was studying Scooter, and Scooter was eyeing him right back. Although they appear to be able to turn their heads, like beluga whales. Their neck vertebrae probably arent fused like most whales. The scientist rising, Quinn was comfortable now, his fear taken away by curiosity. He was focused on finding out things, which was his home turf, even in this completely unreal situation. If he focused on the details, the big picture wouldnt throw him over the edge into drooling lunacy.Lets ask them, said Poe. Scooter, are your vertebrae fused to throwher, or are you just a big, no-n ecked gray thug?Scooter turned his head to Poe and made a loud raspberry sound, scatter whaley spit all down the front of Poes khakis and increasing the odor of decaying fish in the cabin by a factor of ten.We dont know what they are, Dr. Quinn, said Captain Poynter. They were here when we got here, and we got here just like you did. Weve all been on this ride.Meep, said Skippy.I taught him that, said Poe.Thats from a Warner Brothers cartoon, Quinn said. Road Runner.No, that would be two meeps. Skippy only does one. Therefore, its original. Isnt that right, Skippy?Meep.For some reason the meep did it. Some minds, particularly those with a scientific bent, a love of truth and certainty, welcome limits to how much absurdity they can share. And here Quinn found himself well over the limit.Skippy and Scooter and Poynter and Poe I cant handle it he screamed.He felt as if his mind were a rubber band being stretched to breaking, and the meep had tweaked it. He screamed until he could feel veins pulsing in his forehead.You let it out now, said Captain Poynter. Just go with it. Then, to Poe, You know, I wouldnt ready thought the alliteration would have done it. You ever hear of that?Nope, I had an uncle who used to get nauseated at Readers Digest article titles you know, Terrible Truths of Toxic Toe Jam but I thought it was more because he read them in the doctors office than the alliteration. You sure it wasnt the meep that did it?This cant be happening. This cant be happening, Quinn chanted. He was hyperventilating, and his vision had gone to a blur, his heart pounding like hed been running a sprint across an electrified floor.Anxiety attack, said Poynter. He put his hand on Quinns forehead and spoke softly. Okay, Doc, heres the skinny. You are in a living ship that resembles a whale but is not a whale. There are two other guys aboard who have lived with this, so you can live through this. In addition, there are two guys who are not strictly human, but they wont hurt you. You are going to live and deal with this. This is real. You are not insane. Now, root the fuck down.And it was then that Poynter stepped back and Poe threw the placeful of crisp seawater in Quinns face.Hey, Quinn said. He sputtered and blinked seawater out of his eyes.I told you to go with the dead thing, but you didnt listen, Poe said.Nothing had changed, but things, his heart, slowed down, and Quinn looked around. Where did that bucket come from? There was no bucket in here. There was nothing but us. And where did you get the water?Poe held the bucket at ready. Youre sure youre okay? I dont indispensability to freak you out again.Yeah. Im okay, said Quinn. And actually, he was. Hed decided to go with the idea that he was already dead, and that seemed to make everything fall into perspective. Im dead.Thats the spirit, said Poe. He held the bucket against a wall, and a small portal opened and sucked the bucket in. Quinn would have sworn there hadnt been any seams in the wall to indicate thered been an opening there.Hey, said Poynter, taking on the tone of the secretly offended, now that youre dead, Ive got a bone to cream with you about not bringing me my sandwich.Quinn looked at the sharp features and narrowed eyes of the captain who now seemed genuinely angry and a shiver ran through his body that had nothing to do with the cold seawater running out of his hair. Sorry, he said, shrugging as much as he could in the restraints. unsaved it, how hard could that have been? Youve got a Ph.D. for Christs sake you cant get a nookie pastrami on rye? Ive got a good mind to chuck you out the anus.Shhhhhhhh, Cap, Poe said. That was gonna be a surprise.Meep, said Skippy.CHAPTER TWENTYMissing Biscuit,Flopping TunaBwana Clay, you seen the colour-hot Biscuit?Clay and Clair sat on the lanai of Clays bungalow drinking mai-tais and reflexion smoke roll out the vents of a Weber kettle barbecue. Kona had his long board tucked underneath his arm and was heading for his Maui cruiser, a blossom forth out Krylon-over-rust 1975 BMW 2002, with no windows and seats that were covered in ratty blankets.Clay was two mai-tais south of lucid, but he could withal talk, She took Nates truck into town this morning. Havent seen her since.Sistah wanted me to teach her some surfing. Got some easy sets rolling on due west Shore, good for that.Sorry, said Clay. Were smoking a big hunk of ahi tunny if youd like to join us.No, said Clair.Tanks, but Im going down to Lahaina town and see if I can find that Snowy Biscuit. We going to relieve oneself tomorrow?Maybe, said Clay, trying to think through a rum cloud. Theyd pulled the Always Confused up out of the bottom of the harbor, and the boatyard had said it would be a week or so before it was ready to roll again, although even then it would adopt some major cleaning. Still, they had Nates boat. He looked at Clair.Youre not sitting home tomorrow whining to me about your hangover, Cl air said. You get out there on the water and be sick like a proper man. Shed revised her thoughts on Clays staying off the water. He was who he was.Yeah, intent on going out if its not too windy, Clay said. Hey, we say to have wind? It occurred to Clay that he hadnt checkered the weather since Nate had disappeared. calm down morning, trades in the afternoon, Kona said. We can work. Tell Amy when you see her, okay. Take my cell promise with you. Call me when you find her. You sure you wont have dinner with us?No, said Clair.No, said Kona, grinning at Clair. Auntie, you embarrassed that Kona seen you naked? You look fine, yeah.Clair stood up. You go ahead, call me Auntie again, see if I dont snatch out the rest of those dreads and use them to make cat toys.Ease up, Im going to find the Biscuit. And he loped to the Beemer, slid the long board in through the back window, hooked the skeg over the passenger seat to secure it, and then drove off to Lahaina to look for Amy.It was two i n the morning when the phone in Clays bungalow rang. Tell me youre not in jail, Clay said.Not in jail, Bwana Clay, but maybe you need to sit down.Im in bed sleeping, Kona. What?The truck, Bwana Nates truck. Its here at the kayak letting in Lahaina. They say Amy rent a kayak this morning, about eleven.Theyre fluent there?I waked the guy up.They dont know where she went? They let her go solely? He didnt call us when it got dark?She said she was just utilise it to tow behind the boat, for research. He know she a whale researcher, so he didnt think nothing of it. Sometime they take kayaks two, three eld.You checked? Shes not on the boat?You mean the not sunk one?Yes, that would be the one.Yeah, I check. The boat in the slip. No kayak.Stay there. Ill be down in a few minutes. I have to get dressed and call the Coast Guard.This kayak guy says it not on him she sign(a) a wafer. That some kind of religious thing?Waiver, Kona, she signed a waiver. Are you high?Yes.Of course. Sorry. O kay, Ill be right there.Nate was three days inside the whale before he asked, Your names arent authentically Poynter and Poe, are they?What? said Poynter. Youre eaten by a fiend whale ship and youre dysphoric that we might be traveling under assumed names? Go for it, Poe.Give us a flush, boys Poe said.Water came gushing down the floor of the whale from the front. Pantsless, Ensign Poe took three steps and went into a slide toward the tail like he was sliding into third base on a wet rain tarp. As he reached the end of the chamber, he spread his arms out to his sides at right angles. There was a sucking sound, and he sank up to his armpits into an opening that only a second past had appeared as just an impression in solid skin.Wow, thats cold, said Poe. How deep are we?Scooter clicked and whistled a couple of times.Ninety feet, said Poynter. Cant be that bad.Feels colder. I think my nads have crawled up inside my body.Nate simply stared, gape-jawed, at the arms and head of the e nsign, just above floor level.You see, Doc, said Poynter, most of the time we call it the back orifice instead of the anus, you know, because otherwise, with us moving in and out of it, theres implications. His lower body is in the sea right now, at three atmospheres, yet the back orifice is sealed around him and its not crushing his chest. Its not crushing your chest, is it, Poe?No, sir. Its snug for sure, but I can breathe.How is that possible? asked Nate.Youre a diver. Youve been down, what, a hundred and twenty, hundred and thirty feet?A hundred and fifty, by accident, but what does that have to do with this?You never had sphincter muscle failure at that depth, did you? Blow up like a blowfish fish?No.Well, there you go, Nate. This here is just advanced poop-chute technology. We dont even understand it ourselves, but its the key to sanitation on these small ships, and its how we get in and out. Normally the mouth on these humpback ships doesnt even open, which gives us a lot m ore room, but this one was made curiously to retrieve Dirts. Thats you people.Made? By whom? Of course they were made. Nothing like this could have evolved.Later, said Poynter. Poe, you done?Aye, aye, Captain.Get back in here.Mighty cold out here, sir. Im telling you, my tackles going to look like Im posing for a baby picture.Im sure the doc will take that into account, Poe.Nate could feel a slight change in pressure in his ears, and Poe oozed back into the whale. The orifice sealed behind him, leaving almost no water on the floor. The ensign sidled, crablike, to the front of the ship, shielding his privates with his hands. He retrieved his pants from a terminus nook that opened with a flap of skin like the blowhole on a killer whale. The whales interior was lined with the storage nooks, but you couldnt even see the seams by the dim bioluminescence when they were closed.Youre going to study how to do that, Nate. Its just the civilized thing to do until we transfer you to the glo omy. Cant have you doing your business in the ship.When hed had to go to the bathroom, theyd sent Nate to the back of the whale, where hed gone on the floor. Seconds later the whaley boys had let a bit of water in through a crack in the mouth, which washed across the floor and in effect flushed the mess out the back orifice.The blue? Nate asked.Yeah, we cant take you where they want you in this little thing. Well transfer you to a blue and send you on. Youll have to go through the poop chutes.So theres a blue-whale ship as well?Ships, Poynter corrected. Yeah, and other species, too.Right whales are my favorites, Poe said. Slower than hell, but really wide. Plenty of room. Youll see.So they the whaley boys can regulate the pressure that precisely? They can let in water, expel it, keep the pressure in here from giving us the bends? Allow us to transfer from one of these ships to another?Yep, theyre tapped in to the whale directly. Theyre like his cerebral cortex, I guess. The wh ale ships have a brain, but that only takes care of autonomic functions. Allows it to act like a whale for hours on end diving, breathing, stuff like that. But without one of the whaley boys tapped in, theyre just dumb machines, limited function. The pilots control higher(prenominal) functions navigation and such. They really show off their stuff in these humpbacks the breaching, the singing, you know.This thing sings? Nate couldnt help himself. He wanted to hear a whale sing from the inside.Of course it sings. You heard it sing.Since Nate had been on, the only sound the whale ship had made was the beating of its enormous flukes and the explosive blow every ten minutes or so.I hate it when they sing, said Poe.Whats the purpose of the song? Nate asked. He didnt care who these guys were or what they were doing. He now had the opportunity to get the answer to a question hed pursued for most of his adult life. Why do they sing?Because we tell them to, said Poynter. Whyd you thi nk?No. Its not right. Nate inhumed his face in his hands. Kidnapped by morons.Scooter let loose with a series of frantic chirps. The whaley boy was staring out the eye into the blue Pacific.School of tuna outside, said Poe.Go, Scooter, said Poynter. Go get some.The restraints disown from around Scooters waist, and the creature stood up for the inaugural time since Nate had come on board. He was taller than Nate, maybe six-six, with lean gray legs that looked like those of a giant bullfrog crossbred with a fullback and terminated in long, webbed feet that resembled the rear flippers of a walrus. Scooter took three quick steps and squab at the floor in the back of the whale. There was a whooshing sound, and he disappeared, headfirst, through the back orifice, which sealed behind him with a distinct pop.Poe stepped into the seat that Scooter had vacated and looked out through the eye. Nate, check this out. Watch how these guys hunt.Nate looked out the whales eye and saw Scooters lit he form swim by at incredible speed, darting back and forth with astounding agility in pursuit of a twenty-pound tuna.In the water the whaley boys eyes no longer bugged out as they did inside the whale. Like whales and dolphins, Nate realized, whaley boys possessed muscles that could actually change the shape of the eye for focusing in either air or water. Scooter did a rapid turn and snatched the tuna in his jaws not ten feet from the eye of the whale. Nate could hear the snap and saw blood in the water around Scooters mouth.Yes said Poe. Its sashimi tonight.Nate had eaten nothing but raw fish since hed been on board the whale ship, but this was the first time hed seen it caught. Still, he couldnt instead share Poes enthusiasm. Is this all you eat? Raw fish?It beats the alternatives, said Poe. The whale carries a nutrient paste thats like krill puree.Oh, my God, said Nate.Poynter leaned in close to Nate, so he was only inches from the scientists ear. Thus the somewhat veritable demand for culinary variety, as in oh, I dont know a pastrami on ryeI said I was sorry, Nate muttered.Yeah, right.Drop me off anywhere. Ill go get you one.We dont land these things on shore.You dont?Except to paint snack me on the flukes, said Poe.Yeah, except for that, said Poynter.Skippy meeped as Scooter scooted in through the poop chute with tuna in hand. Upon seeing the pilots entrance, Nate started thinking, for the first time since hed been eaten, about how to escape.This is just stupid, Amy thought. Shed been paddling like a madwoman for four hours and was still barely halfway to Molokai. Shed been past the channel wind line for two of those four hours and so battled four-foot swells and a crosswind that threatened to take her out to sea.Who gives GPS coordinates for a meeting? Who does business like that? Shed been shouting into the wind on and off for an hour, then checking the little liquid-crystal map on the display of the GPS receiver. The you are here dot never seemed to move. Well, that wasnt true. If she paused from paddling to take a drink of water or apply some sunscreen, the dot seemed to jump off course a mile at a time.Are you guys on drugs? she screamed into the wind.Her shoulders ached, and shed drunk nearly all of the two-liter bottle of water shed brought with her. She started to regret not having brought along some kind of snack. An easy paddle. Just rent a kayak. You wont need a power boat. Im adrift on a piece of Tupperware, you nitwitsShe leaned back on the kayak to catch her breath and watched the direction and speed indicators change on the GPS. She could rest maybe five minutes without drifting too far. She closed her eyes and let the swells rock her into a light doze. It was quiet, just the w micturatee noise of wind and water, not even a slap of waves on the kayak she was so light that it rode high in the water and over the tops of the waves without a sound. She thought about Nate, about how frightened he must have b een in those last moments, about how much shed started to delight working with him. Action nerd. She smiled to herself, a melancholy smile as she dozed off, but then the sound of a fusillade of bubbles breaking the surface near the kayak jolted her to alertness. It was a huge expulsion of air, as if someone had set off an explosion deep under the water.She started paddling away from the eruptions of bubbles, but even as she moved, the sea began to darken around her, the crystal blue turning to shadow in a huge pool under the kayak. Then something hit the little boat, tossing Amy into the air twenty feet before she hit the water and the darkness surrounded her.